While out hunting near the Alberta Sask border 2 hunters had shot shot thier first 2 geese each when an Fish and wildlife truck pulls up. The officer starts yelling that the 2 hunters and says those had better not be Sask geese that you shot.

The hunters ask how can you tell? Well the officer says I will show you. He grabs the first goose and spreads the wings out and then sticks his pinky finger ups it's ass and smells it. "Your okay, this is an Alberta goose." he says to the first hunter which breaths a sigh of relief. Then the officer does this for the next geese and gets the same results as the first time. He gets to the last goose and the other hunter is a but worried now as the last goose looks a bit smaller than the others. "The office says, oh no your in trouble this one is a Sask goose. I am going to have to give you a ticket. Where are you from." So the hunter turns away from the officer drops his drawers to the ground bends over and says " Your so smart you figure it out".