The fisheries office has been watching this newfie for weeks hoping that he would catch lobster out of season. Well on day down at the beach Pete does and he come walking up the beach with a lobster in each hand quite proud of himself. The officer sees this and comes srceaming out of the bushes yelling "I got you now, red handed". Pete says "What do you mean these are my pet lobster." The officer says "What?". Pete replies "These are my pet lobster, I take them out of the tub every morning and take them down to the beach ant let them go for a swim and then I call them back and put them back in the tub."

The officer says "I have to see this. Prove it."

Well they walk down the beach and back to the water again and Pete puts the lobster in the water and they swim away. After about 30 minutes goes by the officer says "I thought you said the lobster come back". Pete replies "What lobster?"