Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground.
"Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loin-cloth...stepped closer with his huge
manhood & then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually
she managed to gasp for air & screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees"
Stolen from Eco board... Had to share

Geez, that must have been what the pet Wookiee was lookin' for...but he didn't use his foot...