The Seven Drawfs.
Someone is nearsighted.


The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs" they get ushered into see the Pope.

Scotty leads the pack.

"Scotty my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Scotty asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, No Scotty, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Scotty turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Scotty turns back to face the Pope.

"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Scotty, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Scotty turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Scotty turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Scotty screwed a penguin!"

"Scotty screwed a penguin!"