40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only 16
39. I'll take Shakesphere for 1000, Alex
38. Duct tape won't fix that
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a martini
35. We don't keep firearms in the house
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog
32. I thought Graceland was tacky
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
30. Wrestling's fake
29. Honey, did you mail the donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have the grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy
25. Honey, we don't need another dog
24. Who gives a damn who won the civil war
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today
19. Trim the fat off that steak
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso
17. The tires on that truck are too big
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad
15. I've got it all on the C: drive
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's
11. I've got too many cases of Zima for the Super Bowl
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams
9. Checkmate
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we've never seen
5. I don't have a favorite college team
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side
3. You All
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'
1. Nope, no more for me, I'm driving