There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk
> dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a
> house of
> ill repute and knocked on the door.
> >
> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
> wanted.
> He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
> money
> and I'm not leaving until I do."
> >
> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
> told
> him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls
> have
> any diseases?"
> Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking
> about
> having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I
> want!"
> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
> the
> Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
> hall
> dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,
> still
> dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
> >
> The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
> place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if
> you
> must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a
> restaurant
> to eat, leaving me at home with my baby-sitter. After they leave, my
> >baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very
> fond
> of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught.
> >
> When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
> way,
> he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then
> when
> Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have
> sex,
> and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
> Milkman
> will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease,
> and
> HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"