I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a pile of
horseshit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about
20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...This one belongs to
the neighbor that lets his dog shit in my yard every day.