31 Fun Ways To Annoy Your Parents


1. Boil ice cream.
2. Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.
3. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
4. Climb a sidewalk.
5. Dial 911...breath heavily.
6. Donate your brother's body to science.
7. Have your cat bronzed.
8. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
9. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
10. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
11. Learn to type...with your toes.
12. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
13. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
14. Mow your carpet.
15. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
16. Paint your windows.
17. Pinstripe your driveway.
18. Plant a shoe.
19. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
20. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
21. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
22. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
23. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
24. Redecorate your garage.
25. Ride a loaf of bread.
26. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
27. Speak in acronyms.
28. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
29. Take your sofa for a walk.
30. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
31. Wax the ceiling.

hmmmmm,
I'll have to take #19 into consideration....

hmm. burning nissans eh? i like it
i can see the old man not liking that though

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hmm. burning nissans eh? i like it

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It says Burry not burn. But nice try.