Dars dis newfy ya see... He packs all his shit into his car, decides it's time to leave the rock, spread his wings and go where the real money is.

Driving through saskatchewan, he gets homesick. All the fields of wheat remind him of the ocean, the way they sway in the wind (Don't ask he's newfy...) So he pulls over unloads his canoe from the car, and goes out into the middle of the field, and starts paddling.

Along comes this 'westernized' newfy, he pulls over seeing what this guy is up to. He gets out and shouts at the guy in the canoe. "You know, it's stupid fucking newfies like you that give us all a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass"





Andy