This kid is walking home from school one day and he finds a welding helmet sitting on the road. He picks it up, puts it on, and flips down the sheild and keeps walking

As he is walking a car pulls up and this guy leans out the window and says nice welding helmet, can I give ya a ride - The kid says "sure" and hops in the car. As they are driving along the guy says "hey kid want some ice cream" the kid says sure, so they stop and buy ice cream.

After getting back into the car the guy says " Hey kid I bought you ice cream and gave you a ride, what do you say, how about a blow job ?"

The kid says, "Oh I'm sorry, I'm not really a welder,....I just found this helmet"

Hahahahahahahahahaha.......


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A: Because monkeys are afraid of fire.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

More welder jokes. I like telling them to the welders at work.

When I was up at school a few weeks ago, in the bathroom stalls, in the trades building, over the toilet paper rolls, there was a sign that read "Welding tickets" with an arrow pointing down.

and here's another one that I heard.

What do you say to a person with an IQ of 35?



Nice weld.

sure pick on the welders.... so whos goin to fix the cracks in yoru frames and weld your steering boxs back on.... wasnt for us "compound eliment fusion technologists" wheeling wouldnt be as custom as it is today so there

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What do you say to a person with an IQ of 35? nice weld

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nope ya got it all wrong...... ya say nice job backing that trailer up.

it's a trucking industry joke, i have damn near been hit a few time's tellin that one

why pick on jobs that people have when theres so many jeep drivers out there.......

hahaha the one about the jeep drivers is my fav'

So what do you say to a welder that drives nothin but Jeeps?? That'd be me.. And try to come up with somethin new Eh! Them ones are pretty old.

Posted 01/06/04 09:06 AM

ya it's a old joke thats for sure....