Ol' Clem was gitten really sick of the way his middle aged wife was acting so in desperation he decided to take her to visit the new Doc in town. Clem went into the office with her and explained the problem. Doc say's "Well I'll have to examine her to see what's wrong". Clem goes out and waits...Doc calls him back in and says "Your wife shows all the signs that she's not getting enough intercourse".
Clem thinks for a minute..."Well Doc...can you guys do that here in the clinic?"
Doc looks kockeyed at Clem,,"What!! No we don't do THAT!!!"
Clem runs outta patience..."Now look here Doc...I brung her in here to get better. I don't have time fer all this foolin around, now can you do this or what?"
Doc says.."Well this is most unusual...but I suppose I could do it"
Clem..."Good...I'm goin for a beer and'll be right back"
Doc gets Clem's missus up on the table and starts administering her the promised intercourse. The ol' gurl hasn't had it for quite some time and is really gitten into it...yellin and skreechin at the top of her lungs! The Doc gets with the program and it just goes on and on and on...
All of a sudden the door fly's open with a hell of a bang...It's ol' Clem with fire in his eyes!!!!
"DOC....WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN????"
Doc is scared shitless.."Well I'm giving her the intercourse we talked about"
Clem lets out a sigh of relief..."Oh Jesus...Good...fer a minute there I thought you was fukkin her!!!"